Part 2 of 2 – Strictly Come Dancing – One Mans Marmite Sandwiches is another’s Bacon Butty.

From Lettuce Sarnie to BOGOF tokens at Subway, part two of the Strictly line up 2011.

Part 1 of 2 – Strictly Come Dancing – One Mans Marmite Sandwiches is another’s Bacon Butty

From cheap soggy tuna baguettes to a Waitrose Wild Salmon and Dill Mayo in a free range granary cobb, this is a quick run down on this years contestants with thought on how far I think they will go (of course, explained in my own special way).

Oasis, The Labour Party, The X Factor and a nice bit of Piccalilli on a Cheddar Cheese Sandwich

All that is good may be rapidly going to the dogs but inspiration comes from the strangest of places and while the rest of the world tries to steal the bread from my grasp, others offer me a choice of different fillings to wet my sandwich appetite.

Part 3 of 3 – The Failing Economies of the Mediterranean States in the Eurozone

Sunday morning peered it’s not so sunny head over the shoulders of a late (but sobre) Saturday night. I was tired but that is to be expected at a music festival – the miles you walk add up quicker than the calories in a 12 inch meatball and cheese subway, with fries, full fat coke and M&M Cookie.

Part 2 of 3 – Chav Wankers

On day 2 of the Reading Festival I was particularly looking forward to watching Seasick Steve on the main stage. He was due to rock from about 1:30ish (forgive the rough timings) and I thought I would appreciate his blues, rock, awesomeness with a nice pint of four pound Tuborg and, a quite convenient, lunchtime sandwich (another seven pounds spent but this time on a cheeky bacon and egg baguette to include the vinegary fluorescent red excuse for tommy k that is always served at this kind of social outing – Hienz it was not!!!).

Part 1 of 3 - Materialism

A couple of weeks ago I went to Reading Music Festival. You can learn a lot about society from a music festival, particularly what is wrong in our strange world of materialism, chav wankers and the falling economy of the Mediterranean states of the Euro-zone.

Returneth The Sandwich

So, here I am... BACK!!!

For how long? No-one knows (especially me)

Sandwich of the day... I don’t have one in front of me. Things changed, I diet now and all I am saying is Weight Watchers and their stupid points have a lot to answer for (not really, I’m trying to be funny by moaning and picking on WWs but I have nothing to complain about.)